BROKE
AND
HUNGRY?
Then come to 

THE STARVING OTAKU!!!!
Dirt Cheap Food for the Dirt Cheap Poor!SM

Where everything is just 25¢!!

We offer PB&J sandwiches, lemon-lime, grape, and orange soda, root beer, and bags of 5 cookies!

Come to room ??? of THIS HOTEL!!
Come quick!  Supplies are very limited!!